Jan 17, 2017

22 Bushwhacked

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Nope, this isn't a retelling of a late night erotic art piece on the scrambled Spice Network; this is Daniel Stern's 1995 cult classic Bushwhacked! The VHS Bandits are joined by superfan Jimmy Alicata as we watched this movie based on his recomendation. This flick is even funnier 22 years later. Of course we watched the PG-13 version complete with training bra sligshots and a sex ed lesson that only Daniel Stern is fit to teach. So grab some Snowballs, a pack of Marlboroughs, dust off you VCR, and get Bushwhacked! If you have any recomendations comments or want to say "Hello, I love your show and you're all super cool" send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Jan 2, 2017

21 Michael Jackson Moonwalker

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Some people say that Michael Jackson is weird... and yeah this movie totally proves it, he's weird as shit. Moonwalker revolves around the pop star trying to save kinds from space drug dealer Joe Pecci by turning into PeeWee Herman and a claymation rabbit... or something. Who the hell knows, this movie is beyond insane. Listen as the VHS Bandits try to make sense of the nonsensical. If you have any theories send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Dec 19, 2016

20 A Muppet Family Christmas (Christmas Special)

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For the second instalment of our Christmas special spectacular episodes we watched A Muppet Family Christmas. This made for TV movie holds a special place in all of our hearts. All the Muppets selfishly invite themselves to Fozzy's mother's house unannounced and cheat Doc and Sprocket out of the quiet Christmas alone they were promised. Filled with Christmas cheer, musical numbers, beastiality, and a Swedish maniac with an unquenchable bloodlust, what more could you ask for in a children's television special? If you have any ideas or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits Watch the dude's very own Christmas special "The Bestest Christmas Ever" on Roku via the 24 Hour Movie Channel or on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Fnyjpm8rMZU Merry Christmas Bandits! 

Dec 12, 2016

19 Santa with Muscles (Christmas Special)

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Merry Christmas all you bandits out there in Podcastland! And what would Christmas be without a jolly and reputable Santa Claus? Well, it'd be Santa with Muscles. Hulk Hogan plays some roid-head supplement pusher who shoots at policemen, bumps his head on a trashcan, gets taken under the wing of Big Bob from that 70's Show, and then has to save an orphanage for some reason, all the while fighting off mad scientists. Santa with Muscles gets to the true meaning of Christmas which is... whey protein... maybe? Anyway, Clint Howard is in this flick, so like it or love it; you'll love it! If you have any ideas or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Nov 29, 2016

18 Dorf on Golf

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We've all made mistakes in our lives, but none so regretable as ordering crappy VHS shorts off of late night television ads. That's right, we're talking about Dorf. You may remember this little sub-human Hitleresque sports nut from television flipping between Cinemax late night and scrambled Spice Network. "Who the hell orders this crap?" You pondered. Well, somebody did and Dorf on Golf has made its way into our hands. The VHS Bandits took it upon ourselves to endure the eternal suffering that is Dorf so you dont have to. If you have any idea or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits

Nov 14, 2016

17 I Come in Peace

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At the height of 80s action, at the height of the war on drugs, at the height of Dolph Lundgren's career, at the height of alien drug dealer invasions, at the height of... You get it, we watched I Come in Peace. If there was ever a movie that could get these damn kids off drugs it would be this movie. This is way more entertaining than shooting up in a back ally trading loose teeth for syringes and if that's not enough of a reason not to do drugs either Dolph Lundgren or a 7 ft tall alien will shoot you in the face causing you and everything around you to explode. This week's episode has a special treat at the end. A song of the same name iinspired by the movie by the kick ass metal band Frank Castle. You can listen/download there music here: frankcastlecore.bandcamp.com. If you have any idea or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits

Oct 26, 2016

16 Mr. Boogedy (Halloween Special)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN... AGAIN!!! In our second Halloween episode we bring you the Disney Channel TV movie Mr. Boogedy. This is the first VHS Bandits episode where we talk about a tape recorded off of television in the early 90s. This flick is a staple in Dane Train's must see Halloween movies. You may remember watching it during Disney's Halloween Treat, or at 1:00am when you stayed up sick right before the Disney channel played the Lone Ranger and Flipper reruns. If not we'll help you rediscover the magic that is Mr. Boogedy! If you have any idea or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits

Oct 19, 2016

15 My Pet Monster: A Live Action Videocassette (Halloween Special)

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Happy Halloween from the VHS Bandits! This spooky season we bring you the story of My Pet Monster, the best toy a child could ever hope for yet never own. That child was me, and maybe you. You may know the plush toy, the series of books, and the cartoon, but did you know My Pet Monster had its very own Live Action Videocassette? Thats right, I said Live Action Videocassette! If you were a fan you probably dreamed of what it would be like to see My Pet Monster live and in action and on a videocassette, well now is your chance to hear all about it before spending thirty six bucks on ebay! Throw all of your childhood expectations away as we delve into one of the strangest phenemenons to ever grace us from the great white north. Send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits

Oct 3, 2016

14 Doctor Detroit

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If you love Dan Aykroyd, if you love the 80s, and if you love side splitting comedies, then you probably shoved this movie into the deepest catacombs of your unconscious never to surface again... until now. This week we watched Doctor Detroit with special guest, movie connoisseur extraordinaire, Todd Tizzle (@toddtizzle) . Words can't properly describe this movie, mainly because we have no idea what the Hell is going on, but we try our damnedest to figure it out. If you have any idea or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits

Sep 19, 2016

13 Lost in Dinosaur World

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You've seen Jurassic Park you've seen Jurassic World. You've probably seen Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. But have you seen Lost in Dinosaur World??? If so, then you are part of an elite sect of children who were duped into begging their parents to buy this rip-off tape piggy backing off of the Jurassic Park craze in 1993. If not then... whatever, we'll tell you all about it! Pack your adventurer backpack for 15 minutes straight, grab your annoying little sister and lame ass parents, and get Lost in Dinosaur World with the VHS Bandits! Like us on Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and Follow us on Twitter @theVHSbandits @TopherHansson @KevinOhNeeder and rate/review us on iTunes or whatever digitized magic sound box you prefer!

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