Apr 11, 2017

28 Silent Night Deadly Night 2

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It’s Christmas in spring! The Bandits check out the ridiculous 90% recycled footage 80s cult horror masterpiece, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 with local super-fan Dan Alicata! If you ever wondered how Santa punishes those that are naughty...this movie will really raise your eyebrows...just like the main character does almost 200 times in the movie. So hang out with us (like the boom microphone does at the top of the screen) and dive into this campy holiday gem that’ll make you afraid to put out your garbage.

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Mar 28, 2017

27 House of the Dead

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We watched Uwe Boll's interpretation of House of the Dead and we answered many questions, but ended up asking more. Were they still printing VHS in 2003? Yes. Was Sega Saturn still relevant in 2003? No. Did anybody besides Topher own a Sega Saturn? Who knows. One of our favorite childhood videos games hit the small screen and, much like the zombies in the movie, we relive the pain and suffering brought on by House of the Dead. But don't tell Uwe Boll or hell kick our asses in a boxing match.

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Mar 13, 2017

26 Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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You voted and we delivered. Here it is, the fan picked episode Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Arguably this is Howie Mandel's greatest role to date as he provides the voice for Gizmo who of course gets water on him and pops out one of the best sequels ever made. The only thing the original Gremlins was missing was a Bat Gremlin, Vegetable Gremlin, Electricity Gremlin, an intellectual English speaking Gremlin, a talking building, a musical number, inter-species Gremlin+Human love making, more Dick Miller, more Hulk Hogan, and more the dude from The Burbs. Well, director Joe Dante made sure to address all of these shortcomings of the original and boy, did he. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes and let us know what you think of this movie. Send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Feb 28, 2017

25 Fast Food (1989)

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We are the dreamers of dreams, the magic makers, the burger slingers. I have a dream where one day Ernest P. Whorel will be a burger joint billionare. The people in this movie have a dream to make some sort of sex burgers. They have a dream to turn a shitty gas station into a shitty restraunt with no permits. Finally the day has come where all of our dreams are now reality thanks to the 1989 teen sex comedy Fast Food! Don't forget to rate us on iTunes and let us know what you think of this movie. Send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Feb 13, 2017

24 Adventures In Dinosaur City

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If you had fun getting lost in the masterpiece that is Lost In Dinosaur World you'll have an adventure with... Adventures In Dinosaur City! Back by popular demand we bring you a dinosaur themed family flick. Don't let the box art fool you, that kid is not in the movie and the dinosaurs do not look that good. The kid in the movie is actually Omri Katz one of our favorite child actors who's movies are always entertaining. The dinosaurs are rubber suits that barely move and barely look like dinosaurs. Find yourself a copy and join us for Adventures In Dinosaur City! Don't forget to rate us on iTunes and let us know what you think of this movie. Send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Feb 6, 2017

23 Double Dragon

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This episode is a fan recommendation and we owe a very big thank you to Scottie Lovern who mailed us one of the most kooky movies we've watched yet: Double Dragon! Is this movie a true adaptation of the classic video game from which it's based on? Who knows, but it kicks ass regardless. This movie has it all, Evil Guy Fieri, Reptilian Samurai, Dookie Water, other stuff, and more! If you wanted Escape from LA to be an hour an a half longer then Double Dragon is the answer to your weird sad prayer. The only thing that could make this movie better would be a cameo from the Battle Toads themselves, but we'll settle for a bloated gum ball gutter punk. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes and let us know what you think of this movie. Send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Jan 17, 2017

22 Bushwhacked

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Nope, this isn't a retelling of a late night erotic art piece on the scrambled Spice Network; this is Daniel Stern's 1995 cult classic Bushwhacked! The VHS Bandits are joined by superfan Jimmy Alicata as we watched this movie based on his recomendation. This flick is even funnier 22 years later. Of course we watched the PG-13 version complete with training bra sligshots and a sex ed lesson that only Daniel Stern is fit to teach. So grab some Snowballs, a pack of Marlboroughs, dust off you VCR, and get Bushwhacked! If you have any recomendations comments or want to say "Hello, I love your show and you're all super cool" send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Jan 2, 2017

21 Michael Jackson Moonwalker

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Some people say that Michael Jackson is weird... and yeah this movie totally proves it, he's weird as shit. Moonwalker revolves around the pop star trying to save kinds from space drug dealer Joe Pecci by turning into PeeWee Herman and a claymation rabbit... or something. Who the hell knows, this movie is beyond insane. Listen as the VHS Bandits try to make sense of the nonsensical. If you have any theories send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

Dec 19, 2016

20 A Muppet Family Christmas (Christmas Special)

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For the second instalment of our Christmas special spectacular episodes we watched A Muppet Family Christmas. This made for TV movie holds a special place in all of our hearts. All the Muppets selfishly invite themselves to Fozzy's mother's house unannounced and cheat Doc and Sprocket out of the quiet Christmas alone they were promised. Filled with Christmas cheer, musical numbers, beastiality, and a Swedish maniac with an unquenchable bloodlust, what more could you ask for in a children's television special? If you have any ideas or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits Watch the dude's very own Christmas special "The Bestest Christmas Ever" on Roku via the 24 Hour Movie Channel or on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Fnyjpm8rMZU Merry Christmas Bandits! 

Dec 12, 2016

19 Santa with Muscles (Christmas Special)

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Merry Christmas all you bandits out there in Podcastland! And what would Christmas be without a jolly and reputable Santa Claus? Well, it'd be Santa with Muscles. Hulk Hogan plays some roid-head supplement pusher who shoots at policemen, bumps his head on a trashcan, gets taken under the wing of Big Bob from that 70's Show, and then has to save an orphanage for some reason, all the while fighting off mad scientists. Santa with Muscles gets to the true meaning of Christmas which is... whey protein... maybe? Anyway, Clint Howard is in this flick, so like it or love it; you'll love it! If you have any ideas or opinion on this forgotten flick send us an email at TheVHSBandits@gmail.com or hit us up on Twitter @theVHSbandits @KevinOhNeeder @TopherHansson or Facebook facebook.com/thevhsbandits and now follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits

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