February 18, 2019

70 “Expect No Mercy”

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The VHS Bandits have seen the future and it isn't real... It's Virtual, but also still real. Real enough anyway for Belly, I mean, Billy Blanks to kick some ass. It's up to him and also some other dude, and also a Sonya Blade rip off, to defeat the evil Virtual Arts Academy, the subsidiary of ITT Tech where the students master in becoming virtual (but also real) assassins! There's even a video game based on the film. So pop in the tape/floppy disk/cartridge with us and Expect No Mercy!

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February 4, 2019

69 “Python”

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It's a post-Y2K world where anything can happen. Most notably, a government experiment gone wrong creating a genetically enhanced "every-snake" killer python! Casper Van Dien plays a southern bell who is the leader of the Snake Patrol Unit of the U.S. Military and will stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Robert Englund is a snake doctor who will also stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Some other dude plays a chemical plant owner/extreme BMX biker who will also... you get it. Join as we watch this Ginanimal of a film, Python!

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Not quite episode 69 but we just couldn't wait! This week we watched Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Sometimes you investigate missing person cases and sometimes those missing people turn out to be a part of an ancient chainsaw worshiping cult of prostitutes. For Jack, this is one of those times. Join us as we discuss this party hat blood bath and the kooky story behind how Topher found this tape!

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January 7, 2019

67 “Invisible Dad”

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"Now you see him. Now you don't!" Those 90s kids movies where the people on the cover aren't even in the movie...this is one of them. When a kid discovers a wish-granting machine, he accidentally turns his old man into...INVISIBLE DAD! Wacky adventures ensue as they try to stop a shady contractor from building a mall out of cheap lousy bricks. Invisible Dad also has an invisible smooch with his son's school teacher. Also the kid wishes a babe with some serious party hats to appear in his bedroom and says he's an alien that's going to probe her invisible butt. Grab your earbuds and a mop with your non-invisible hands! This looks like a job for Invisible Dad!

December 24, 2018

66 “The Christmas Toy”

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Video Basement not a creature was stirring...except The Three Wise VHS Bandits watching a Jim Henson 80's yuletide toy TV special about dolls, action figures and stuffed animals coming to life competing for the love of a young girl on Christmas morning. Living toys attempt to trek from the playroom to the Christmas tree in the living room without being caught...or else THEY DIE. It's a real touching holiday tale about jealousy, egotism and friendship that seemingly inspired Toy Story and Child's Play. Grab some candy canes and hot cocoa. Plug in the tree and pop in those earbuds. Get settled in to hear the VHS Bandits talk about THE CHRISTMAS TOY.

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This holiday season grab a cup of eggnog and toss those earphones on in front of your light-strung tree as the Bandits bring you back to Nickelodeon in 1990 with the Eureeka's Caste Christmas Special. Magellan, Eureeka, Batley and the rest are putting on a Christmas play to an audience of nobody. Magellan seeks a pre-trimmed tree out in the forest and gets lost. It's a half hour holiday adventure filled with 90s commercials for Metroid 2 on Gameboy and Corn Pops. Check it out!

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November 19, 2018

64 “TC 2000″ with Sully

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Imagine a world where there is no Zumba and Tai-Bo rules the streets. Only Billy Blanks... and one other guy... and one 20% robot lady can save the planet from total chemical annihilation! That world resided in the magnetic strip of TC 2000. We're joined this week by special guest Sully for this futuristic flick. Cook up some stir fry with your closed robot friend and join us as we pop in this tape!

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It's potty time at the VHS Bandits' headquarters. Did you know that deformed hand puppets take dumps and go whiz just like the rest of us? That is when they don't have a hand shoved up their b-holes, of course. Follow us down the Hershey Highway and learn the true meaning of going dookie-squirts as we watch the educational toilet training video: It's Time to Potty!

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This Halloween the VHS Bandits and #1 local super fan Dan Alicata roll the dice and face their fears playing the VHS board game NIGHTMARE. It's a real spooky atmosFEAR as they race to beat the 60 minute clock while faced with the bone-chilling Gatekeeper. Turn the lights down and the volume up!

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Stuff your mouth with trick r teat candy and light a candle in that freshly carved jack-o-lantern 'cause it's time for the best made for TV Halloween special no one's ever heard of. It's a Fox Family full length feature with Christopher Lloyd battling the undead and the kookiest football coach of all time while trying to save his chocolate factory. RL Stine wrote the story so get ready for what feels like a 90 minute 90s Goosebumps episode. Celebrate the best holiday of the year with Topher, Dane Train and the spooky return of Kevbot in some wacky Halloween hijinks abound WHEN GOOD GHOULS GO BAD!

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