This week's show is all about education as we take a look at a tape from our WTF section to learn about where babies come from the way that God intended us to learn, via naked cartoons narrated by Howie Mandel. For instance, did you know that babies start as sperm and have to race against covert sleeper cell sharks? Well, you'll learn that and more on this weeks episode as Howie Mandel answers the age-old question "Where did I come from?"

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78 “Kick Ass Wrestling: School’s Out”

June 3, 2019

This week we had a blast from our own past and watched Kick Ass Wrestling: School's Out. What is KAW? It was an early 2000s backyard wrestling promotion put on by high schoolers in Shrewsbury, MA. Two of the premiere wrestlers involved were none other than your hosts KevBot and Topher Hansson, although this episode was before their time. Join us for a shitload of DDTs, an indestructible plywood table, and karaoke machine commentators as we relive the glory days of Kick Ass Wrestling!

Since this is such an ultra rare tape nobody has ever seen outside of Shrewsbury we have digitized it and uploaded it to TouTube for everyone to watch along, just click the link below. We'll see you in the ring! ...and by ring, we mean mattresses laid on the ground covered by a tarp.

WATCH KAW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3B2kqBSps&t=2s

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77 “Monster High”

May 20, 2019

It's back to school for the Bandits as they take a wild trip down the bloody locker lined hallways of MONSTER HIGH. Two murderous aliens let Mr. Armageddon on the loose at a high school who kills students one by one while taking a sneak peek at some party hats. They're joined by a gargoyle, mummy, sneaker goblin, condom zombie, giant ball of marajahoobie and computer guy to shoot some hoops with the school's varsity team. If the monsters win it means the end of the world! Throw on those headphones and get ready to be educated at MONSTER HIGH!

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76 “Dr. Alien!”

May 8, 2019

All three Bandits are back together in person with an appointment to see Dr. Alien! A martian disguises itself as a sexy college science teacher and injects glow stick sex juice into a nerd's butt. He transforms from Steve Urkel to Stephan Ur-kel overnight becoming irresistible to women while an alien worm pops out from his scalp just like in FROM BEYOND! It's all a mad science experiment to repopulate an alien race. Get ready for laser guns, LOTS of party hats, 80s new wave sunglasses, Creep-O-Ziods cereal, heavy metal and station wagon burnouts in the sci-fi teen sex comedy hit DR. ALIEN!

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75 “Cool Runnings”

April 29, 2019

Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time! The Bandits are joined with Sprinkles from Behind the Counter Podcast and @Collection_Therapy to watch the ultimate 90's sports underdog feel-good movie, COOL RUNNINGS! Can John Candy transform a bunch of Jamaicans into an Olympic bobsled team? Toss on those earbuds to find out.

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74 “Baby Huey’s Great Easter Adventure”

April 15, 2019

Finding an Easter special on VHS can be like an egg hunt...but boy did we find the golden (or rotten) egg!

The beloved beer gut buffoon cartoon character Baby Huey is back and this time in his first and only live action home videocassette. And it's a musical...well the second half is. A Las Vegas sleazeball duo and Nazi middle school science teacher are trying to kidnap and exploit Baby Huey (just like in the Sesame Street movie Follow That Bird). It's up to a guy in a giant duck costume to keep breaking things obliviously in order to save Easter! It's a kooky bananas off the rails holiday special that doesn't mention anything about the actual holiday at all. Happy Easter Zombie Jesus, everybody!

WARNING: This episode of the VHS Bandits Podcast is a CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.

73 “Secret Adventures: Snap, How to Act like a Responsible Almost-Adult”

April 1, 2019

This week we watched a film with a title just as long and just as confusing as the movie itself, Secret Adventures: Snap, How to Act like an almost Responsible-Adult. Now with a title like that, you'd probably assume it would be an educational video teaching you how to be more independent. Well, you'd be wrong because it's actually about a talking toaster speaking to a girl who loses children that she's supposed to be babysitting but instead brings them along into her acid trip transforming them into cartoon dogs. Now that's a secret adventure, enjoy!

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72 “Child World/Children’s Palace Video Toy Chest”

March 25, 2019

Child World and Children's Palace were toy stores back in the 80s and 90s and, unlike Toys R Us, they went bankrupt and out of business before it was cool. This week we watched their promotional tape full of 1990  goodness and a rapping creepazoid named Robo T. in the tape group of kids produce their own TV show which is just a bunch of toy commercials because they're sellouts and have no qualms about compromising their art.

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71 “The Bandit’s Top Five VHS Songs”

March 4, 2019

Sometimes the soundtrack is the best part of a movie. Sometimes it's a lousy movie's saving grace. The Bandits come together to discuss their five (each) favorite songs from VHS-era movies. Wether you're raking leaves on an October day or just vegging out on the sofa these 15 tunes will make you laugh, cry and scream from horror to action to sex comedy. 

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Check out KevBot's new podcast Wrassle Flicks!

70 “Expect No Mercy”

February 18, 2019

The VHS Bandits have seen the future and it isn't real... It's Virtual, but also still real. Real enough anyway for Belly, I mean, Billy Blanks to kick some ass. It's up to him and also some other dude, and also a Sonya Blade rip off, to defeat the evil Virtual Arts Academy, the subsidiary of ITT Tech where the students master in becoming virtual (but also real) assassins! There's even a video game based on the film. So pop in the tape/floppy disk/cartridge with us and Expect No Mercy!

Check out KevBot and Sully's new podcast Wrassle Flicks coming soon!

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69 “Python”

February 4, 2019

It's a post-Y2K world where anything can happen. Most notably, a government experiment gone wrong creating a genetically enhanced "every-snake" killer python! Casper Van Dien plays a southern bell who is the leader of the Snake Patrol Unit of the U.S. Military and will stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Robert Englund is a snake doctor who will also stop at nothing to destroy this reptile of unusual size. Some other dude plays a chemical plant owner/extreme BMX biker who will also... you get it. Join as we watch this Ginanimal of a film, Python!

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68 “Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”

January 21, 2019

Not quite episode 69 but we just couldn't wait! This week we watched Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Sometimes you investigate missing person cases and sometimes those missing people turn out to be a part of an ancient chainsaw worshiping cult of prostitutes. For Jack, this is one of those times. Join us as we discuss this party hat blood bath and the kooky story behind how Topher found this tape!

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67 “Invisible Dad”

January 7, 2019

"Now you see him. Now you don't!" Those 90s kids movies where the people on the cover aren't even in the movie...this is one of them. When a kid discovers a wish-granting machine, he accidentally turns his old man into...INVISIBLE DAD! Wacky adventures ensue as they try to stop a shady contractor from building a mall out of cheap lousy bricks. Invisible Dad also has an invisible smooch with his son's school teacher. Also the kid wishes a babe with some serious party hats to appear in his bedroom and says he's an alien that's going to probe her invisible butt. Grab your earbuds and a mop with your non-invisible hands! This looks like a job for Invisible Dad!

66 “The Christmas Toy”

December 24, 2018

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Video Basement not a creature was stirring...except The Three Wise VHS Bandits watching a Jim Henson 80's yuletide toy TV special about dolls, action figures and stuffed animals coming to life competing for the love of a young girl on Christmas morning. Living toys attempt to trek from the playroom to the Christmas tree in the living room without being caught...or else THEY DIE. It's a real touching holiday tale about jealousy, egotism and friendship that seemingly inspired Toy Story and Child's Play. Grab some candy canes and hot cocoa. Plug in the tree and pop in those earbuds. Get settled in to hear the VHS Bandits talk about THE CHRISTMAS TOY.

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65 “Eureeka’s Castle Christmas Special”

December 3, 2018

This holiday season grab a cup of eggnog and toss those earphones on in front of your light-strung tree as the Bandits bring you back to Nickelodeon in 1990 with the Eureeka's Caste Christmas Special. Magellan, Eureeka, Batley and the rest are putting on a Christmas play to an audience of nobody. Magellan seeks a pre-trimmed tree out in the forest and gets lost. It's a half hour holiday adventure filled with 90s commercials for Metroid 2 on Gameboy and Corn Pops. Check it out!

* The VHS Bandits Christmas Mix Tape is available Dec. 8th-31st with a link to the entire thing in our Instagram bio. Over 8 hours of 90s Christmas nostalgia hosted by Super Dracula! *

64 “TC 2000″ with Sully

November 19, 2018

Imagine a world where there is no Zumba and Tai-Bo rules the streets. Only Billy Blanks... and one other guy... and one 20% robot lady can save the planet from total chemical annihilation! That world resided in the magnetic strip of TC 2000. We're joined this week by special guest Sully for this futuristic flick. Cook up some stir fry with your closed robot friend and join us as we pop in this tape!

Dark Roast is out now on VHS order here! witterentertainment.com/product/dark-roast-root-of-all-evil-vhs/

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63 “It’s Time to Potty”

November 5, 2018

It's potty time at the VHS Bandits' headquarters. Did you know that deformed hand puppets take dumps and go whiz just like the rest of us? That is when they don't have a hand shoved up their b-holes, of course. Follow us down the Hershey Highway and learn the true meaning of going dookie-squirts as we watch the educational toilet training video: It's Time to Potty!

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62 “Nightmare: The Video Board Game”

October 15, 2018

This Halloween the VHS Bandits and #1 local super fan Dan Alicata roll the dice and face their fears playing the VHS board game NIGHTMARE. It's a real spooky atmosFEAR as they race to beat the 60 minute clock while faced with the bone-chilling Gatekeeper. Turn the lights down and the volume up!

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61 “When Good Ghouls Go Bad”

October 8, 2018

Stuff your mouth with trick r teat candy and light a candle in that freshly carved jack-o-lantern 'cause it's time for the best made for TV Halloween special no one's ever heard of. It's a Fox Family full length feature with Christopher Lloyd battling the undead and the kookiest football coach of all time while trying to save his chocolate factory. RL Stine wrote the story so get ready for what feels like a 90 minute 90s Goosebumps episode. Celebrate the best holiday of the year with Topher, Dane Train and the spooky return of Kevbot in some wacky Halloween hijinks abound WHEN GOOD GHOULS GO BAD!

Head over to BrokeHorrorFan.com to purchase Topher's horror short, DARK ROAST exclusively on VHS hosted by Super Dracula!

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60 “Theodore Rex” with Kev of Behind the Counter Podcast

September 24, 2018

The futuristic 90s, dinosaurs, and hard-boiled cops; could there be a better formula for a movie? No. Should this be our favorite movie ever made? Yes. Is it? No, definitely not, no way, no how, no. Find out why as we watch Theodore Rex so you don't have to.

This week we're joined by special guest Kev of the podcast Behind the Counter. If you're a fan of us you'll for sure be a fan of them! Follow Kev on Instagram @tapetownvideo

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59 “Bibleman: Jesus Our Savior Part 1″

September 10, 2018

The very being of the city is under attack... which city... We don't know! But, whichever city it is Primorteous Drool is out to destroy it somehow, in some vague way, with the help of his Satanic digital assistant. That is, of course, if Bibleman can't put an end to whatever it is Drool is doing first! Will Bibleman and Bibleboy and Biblegirl and their own divine digital assistant be able to save the day? Again... We don't know because we only have the tape to Part 1 of "Bibleman: Jesus Our Savior"!

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58 “Savage Beach”

August 27, 2018

If you've seen one Andy Sidaris movie you've seen them all. That being the case, we were legitimately confused if we had seen this movie before. The results were inconclusive. Regardless we end out Summer series with a bang. This movie contains explosions, babes, guns, and would be zombie samurais. Pull up a towel an join us on Savage Beach!

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57 “Meatballs Part 2″ with Mike Ranger of the Video Rangers Podcast

August 13, 2018

 

Returning to guest host is Mike from the Video Rangers Podcast. In summers of past we have brought you Corey Feldman skadooing for his life in Meatballs 4 and we've brought you a dead lady sex ghost in Meatballs 3 now we bring you... and Alien and Pee Wee Herman in Meatballs Part 2! This movie brings you everything you never knew you wanted from the original. Sure there's no Bill Murray but there's a fucking alien so... yeah. Join the VHS Bandits as we sign up to be CIT's at Camp Sasquatch in watching Meatballs Part 2!

If you like our show then you'll love the Video Rangers Podcast! Check out the links below or search for them wherever fine podcasts are published!

Video Rangers on iTunes / Video Rangers Facebook / @VideoRangersPodcast on Instagram.

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56 “Summer Camp Nightmare” with Alex DiVincenzo of BrokeHorrorFan.com

July 30, 2018

This week we're joined by Alex DiVincenzo who is a horror film director, writer, producer and much more. Alex also runs the successful horror news site BrokeHorrorFan.com which just released Adam Green's "Victor Crowley" on VHS! You can buy your very own copy of this modern slasher at BrokeHorrorFan.com now!

Along with discussing the release of the latest Hatchet film on VHS we also talk "Summer Camp Nightmare" which turns out isn't really a horror movie, oops... However there is a Summer Camp and for most counselors, it does become a nightmare. Grab some hot dogs, keep your shirt on in the pool, and enjoy our summer special "Summer Camp Nightmare"!

Be sure to follow Alex on Twitter @BrokeHorrorFan and Instagram @BrokeHorrorFan and buy your copy of Victor Crowley on VHS at BrokeHorrorFan.com!

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55 “Dunston Checks In” with Ryan Budds

July 16, 2018

This week we're joined by trivia host extraordinaire Ryan Budds! Check out Ryan's trivia nights if you're in SoCal for some unforgettable fun and if you're not don't worry you can listen to his podcast. One episode even features Dane Train and Topher duking it out over their VHS knowledge.

Today Ryan helps Topher and Dane bury the hatchet that has haunted their friendship since childhood. They finally come to terms with the movie that is Dunston Checks In. This is one of the best monkey movies of the 90s and beyond, so grab your overly expensive CGI frisbees and let's have a ball!

Follow out guest Ryan on Instagram @ryanbudds and find out more about all of his events, podcast, and more at www.triviawithbudds.com

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54.5 Trip to Magneticfest 3 VHS Swap in Bridgeport, CT

July 2, 2018

 Take a trip 2 hours and change south with KevBot and Dane Train from Worcester MA to Bridgeport CT's The Archive where New England's #1 VHS swap meet and movie screening is held...MAGNETICFEST! You'll find people selling and trading VHS, collectibles, posters, pins and more! The bandits get the inside scoop from Joe who coordinates Magneticfest and gets to know some of the rad vendors and collectors.

@magneticfestvhs

@thearchivect

@bestvideohamden

@arcanevideo

@pseudo_ludo

@bumlife_vintage

@weirdlygruesome

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54 “Leprechaun 4: In Space” with Tom Da Bomb

June 18, 2018

Sparkling alien boobies. Spider scorpion human cyborg mutants. Pizza pie plate heads. Cyborg soldier drag queens. Dick-bursters. Mid 90s Sega Saturn cutscene CGI. What else could anyone want when the Leprechaun horror movie franchise jumps the shark and lands in outer space! We're joined by our life-long best buddy, Tom da Bomb, to check out this 1996 futuristic masterpiece that we all remember renting at Blockbuster and watching in Tom's basement when we were kids.

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53.5 Interview with Jason of Champion Video

June 4, 2018

One Texans dream becomes reality to run his very own video store! Topher and Dane Train chat with VHS Collector and owner of Champion Video, Jason Champion, in Houston, TX. He gives us a tour of this fine analog fueled establishment and the thouands of rad slabs, candy, trading cards, posters, cardboard standees and more you can find there.

To get a membership check out Champion Video on Instagram and Facebook:

Instagram: @championvideo

https://www.facebook.com/ChampionVideoRental/

Jason also puts together a Houston VHS Swap you can check out here:

https://www.facebook.com/HoustonVHSSwap/

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53 “Vice Academy” with Mike Ranger of the Video Rangers Podcast

May 21, 2018

On this episode, we sit down with Mike from the Video Rangers Podcast to watch the 1989 Police Academy rip-off Vice Academy. If you like Police Academy and its slew of sequels then you should most definitely watch those instead of watching Vice Academy. Tune in and find out why.

On the flip side, if you like our podcast then you should absolutely listen to the Video Rangers Podcast! They have a great selection of cheeseball movies just like us and are one of our personal favorites to listen to. Check out the links below or search for them wherever fine podcasts are published!

Video Rangers on iTunes

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52 “Castle Freak” with Retro Dad Video

May 7, 2018

This week we're joined by Full Moon connoisseur Retro Dad Video to watch Stuart Gordon's Castle Freak. If you like your castles filled with freaks and lots of testicles this is the only movie with "castle" in the title that you need to see. We talk about the flick and everything Full Moon.

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51 “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie” with Jimmy Alicata

April 23, 2018

This week we're joined by our original number one superfan, Jimmy Alicata, for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie! (Also the original) If you loved fighting puddies, dinosaur robots, and the Angel Grove Youth Center... Too bad! This movie takes all that out, throws it in the garbage, and spits on it. instead, you'll be treated to skydiving, a monkey suit, and some random planet somewhere or something with a cave girl on it. 

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50 “The Toxic Avenger” with VHS Bloodbath

April 9, 2018

We're joined by VHS community superstar VHS Bloodbath! If you follow the tape collecting community at all then you know who we're talking about. He's got one of the most kick-ass collections in the game and joined us in watching the 1984 Troma classic The Toxic Avenger!

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49 “Judge Dredd” with Jon Sullivan

March 26, 2018

This week we're joined by our best pal Sully, writer and game streamer extraordinaire. Check out his entertainment musings at nonsensewordsblog.wordpress.com  and follow him on twitter @illfitsuit.

Watch with us as a faceless comic book character get a face, that face being Sylvester Stallone. That's right we watched Judge Dredd! This is arguably the best Stallone/Schneider buddy action movie to date. So pop in that tape and come back to 1995 with the VHS Bandits!

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48 “School Spirit” with Dan Alicata

March 12, 2018

Have you ever thought what would Zapped be like if Scott Baio's character was dead in the first 12 minutes?  Of course you have! Lucky for you School Spirit is here to answer that question. The ghost of a 30-something college senior gets mentored by his pervert dead uncle in the subtleties of sexual harassment and also there is a hog day party, whatever that is, for no reason. If you thought Loose Screws could use more ghosts and Meatballs 3 didn't cut it for you then this movie will be sure to lift your spirit, your School Spirit! Join us with our special guest Dan Alicata as we pop in the tape!

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47.5 Interview with Toby Canto, Director of “Knock Knock”

February 26, 2018
This week we sit down with Toby Canto the writer/director of the horror comedy "Knock Knock". His film tells the story of down-on-his-luck former boxer Sam Grant, who one night finds himself caught in a whirlwind of conjecture and conundrum as his colorful and quirky neighbors come to him with scary tales of their apartment's mysterious new resident. Inspired by the retro horror classics of VHS days gone by.
 
"Knock Knock" is now available to rent on VOD and own on special edition VHS just follow the links below. Definitely, go check out this movie and keep an eye on Tony for more great films to come!
 
Listen for a chance to WIN your own VHS copy of "Knock Knock" plus VHS Bandits swag! Details are in the episode, EMAIL "thevhsbandits@gmail.com" for an entry. Contest drawing will be on Monday March 12, 2018! US ONLY!
 
 
LINK TO FILM FOR RENT/TRAILER (& BTS Interviews): https://vimeo.com/ondemand/knockknock2017

SOUNDTRACK (FOR SALE): https://stevencanham.bandcamp.com/album/knock-knock

 

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47 “UHF”

February 12, 2018

A childhood dream come true, Weird Al having his own movie. Relive the magic with us as we admire Weird Al parodying not just music but film as well. He takes on Indiana Jones, Gandhi 2, Conan the Librarian, and Fun with Dirt. So curl up with a twinkie wiener sandwich, spin the wheel of fish, and hold on tight to your poodles because we're watching UHF!

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46 “Terror Toons”

January 30, 2018

If you thought the VHS Bandits were done with movies about monsters coming out of your television with TerrorVision, you were wrong! This week we bring you Terror Toons the ultra-low budget horror movie from Brain Damage Films where, you guessed it, a cartoon doctor and purple monkey escape the toon world and kill a bunch of 34 year old teenagers and a pizza guy!

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45 “Carnosaur 3: Primal Species”

January 15, 2018

Back in a time before there were three Jurassic Parks there were... three Carnosaurs! Do you like your dinosaurs big, bad, scary, robotic, and lifelike? Then this might not be the movie for you. However if you like your dinosaurs the same as you like your department store mannequins, then look no further than Carnosaur 3: Primal Species!

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44 “TerrorVision”

January 2, 2018

Happy New Year from the VHS Bandits! Kick 2018 off right the Bandit way and watch the Full Moon masterpiece Terrorvision! A big booger from space hijacks a swinger's TV set looking to munch on some people and join in on their sex games while a little kid, heavy metal dude, and new wave gal try to battle it with help from some nerdy space dweeb who can't keep his hands down; what's not to like?

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43 “Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation” with Dan Alicata

December 18, 2017

The Bandits trim the tree and deck the VCR with their local fan and pal Dan Alicata to bring you another yuletide podcast.

A cult of witches who catch on fire and puke bugs...a reporter who is stalked by hobo Clint Howard...this...is the mid 90s holiday classic Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

Forget santa-clad killers Billy and Ricky from the previous Silent Night Deadly Nights...this is an all new tale of boring barely-holiday body horror to help put you to sleep. And if you die before you wake...thank you...?

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42 “My Uncle The Alien”

December 4, 2017

It's Christmas time and you know what that means, time to watch shitty Christmas movies that have little to nothing to do with Christmas! My Uncle The Alien is the perfect example of this. Is it even a Christmas movie? Is there even a Alien? Who knows, but it has what we love here at the VHS Bandits: a goofy gimmick plot and two random goon characters. Curl up next to the fire with some coaco and your favorite extraterestrial family members for a Christmas movie you'll be sure to never want to watch again!

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41 “Split Second” with Rad Chad

November 20, 2017

This week we are joined by Special guest Rad Chad who watched Split Second with us. 

In a year that is supposed to be the future but is actually the past, probably, where London is overrun by a lot of water and american actors, there is a threat lurking around every corner. That threat is, what we're supposed to believe, a supernatural Xenomorph-rip-off monster with a heart condition. This movie stars Rutger Hauer kicking ass and drinking coffee and he's all out of coffee... but there's a lot of refills so, ya know... he's good.

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40.5 Interview with artist Jason Evil Covelli

November 6, 2017

This week we interview our resident gross-out artist and all around kick ass dude Jason Evil Covelli! From art, to Gwar, to Disney, we cover it all! Follow Jason on Instagram @JasonEvilCovelli and check out his sick and twisted artwork or even get something commissioned for yourself!

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40 “Night Of The Demons” with Horror Movie BBQ

October 27, 2017

Happy Halloween from the VHS Bandits! This week we celebrate All Hallows Eve with a very special guest, the one and only Horror Movie BBQ! We watched Night of the Demons and if you've ever wanted to see a movie where Dr. Claw posses a bunch of teenagers, 80s butts, and the best party hats we've seen yet, then this is the movie for you!

Check out our guest's awesome nostalgia blog: www.horrormoviebbq.com, and follow him on instagram and twitter @horrormoviebbq! And of course listen to the ever-awesome Horror Movie BBQ Podcast wherever fine podcasts are distributed!

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39 “The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t” with Tapehead Pat

October 23, 2017

In this bite sized Halloween episode the Bandits check out the late 70s made for TV gem, The Halloween That Almost Wasn't, with a spooky special local tapehead guest, Pat! Rumors are spreading around Transylvania that Halloween could cease to exist. Dracula, the king of the monsters, sets up a meeting with the lousy Monster Squad to see whats going on. One of them decides they want to quit being a monster, and if they quit it means the end of Halloween! Can Dracula, Igor, The Mummy, The Frankenstein Creature, The Werewolf and The Zombie save Halloween? Let's pop this recorded off TV spooky holiday cheese into the VCR and find out!

38 “Ernest Scared Stupid”

October 10, 2017

Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Leatherface, Freddy, Chucky, Trantor... Ernest? These are the names that come to mind when one thinks of Halloween legends. Of course Ernest probably isn't first on the list but he's not dead last so there that going for him. This is a VHS Bandits Halloween time must right up there with Hocus Pocus and The Monster Squad. When the lovably dumb Ernest awakes an ancient Troll, because why not, he teams up with local 12-year-olds before the monster can turn the children into wooden dolls and bring forth his army of trolls! Get ready for a bumper sandwich, boogerlips, because Ernest is going to scare you stupid! Happy Halloween from the VHS Bandits!

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37.5 Interview with Josh from Lunchmeat VHS

September 25, 2017

If you're a VHS enthusiest, look no further than Lunchmeat VHS for the 411 on all things VHS! News, reviews, how-to's, original videos, a print magazine, and plenty of kick ass alanog inclined goods for sale!

The Bandits chat with Josh Schafer of Lunchmeat VHS to talk about how it got started, what Lunchmeat has to offer, and talk all about our love for magnetic slabs! Download this episode and get VHStoked!

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https://www.facebook.com/LunchmeatVHS/

 

37 “Heavyweights” with @TapesofWrath

September 12, 2017

To end our summer themed movies we watched Heavyweights with VHS superstar Tapes Of Wrath (Michael Ewing)!!! You thought Angela was scary in Sleepaway Camp 2. No counselor is as scary as fat camp entrepreneur Tony Perkins, played by Ben Stiller. Devil logs, deli meats, and random ass Apache relays don't stand a chance against Tony and his evil gang of maybe-Austrian counselors. He bought up the camp and is determined to change the entire team of The Mighty Ducks from fat to... less fat. 

A huge thanks to our guest to help make summer not a bummer. Follow Tapes of Wrath on Instagram by clicking here!

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36 “Back To The Beach”

August 28, 2017

This week we watched the cameo driven 80s revival of Frankie and Annette: Back to the Beach! Pee Wee Herman, Fishbone, Gilligan, Inspector Gadget, and a shitload of other people meet Frankie, Anette, and their bad ass son Bobby in LA to sing some songs and sometimes drive the plot forward kind of. We also answer some questions from you guys, the fans! 

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35 “Loose Screws: Screwballs 2″

August 7, 2017

Skip right past Screwballs and join us in watching its superior sequel Loose Screws! This is the quintessential teen sex comedy for any newcummer to the genre. A gang of sex crazed dinguses, including a Cheeseball, are sent to summer school for morons where they make it their goal to bang as many girls as possible. We've all been there so, don't let summer school be bummer school and join us for Loose Screws!

 

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